These Mariah Carey bikini pictures were taken on the set of her new Music video in Hawaii. I have no idea what the video is about, but if I know anything about Mariah, it’s probably about “look at my boobs, I’m so hot, I’m Mariah, I’m half naked, pay attention to me.” Either that or the existential malaise of life in the modern world, coupled with the unending dispair of knowing that material possession cannot lead to true fulfillment. So, yeah, it’s probably about her boobs.

Singer Mariah Carey is escorted by Yomiuri Giants’ mascots as she advances to the mound to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the start of a baseball game between the Yomiuri Giants and the Rakuten Eagles at Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, May 28, 2008. (Reuters)