Here’s Nicole Scherzinger in a super skin-tight dress at the Vodafone Awards in London. I have no clue what that is, but maybe it’s an awards show for glorified strippers who never take off their clothes. Anyway, I’m still waiting for the day when the Pussycat Dolls do what they are meant to do and take it all off, but I guess until then we’ll just have to keep settling for bad music performed by skanks in revealing clothes.