(08/01/08)

Amber Heard Looks Like Farah Fawcett’s Little Sister - The Beer Goggler

It’s Nipple Day! Tom Cruise will NOT be pleased… - on 205th

Olympians Not Loving Chinese Food - With Leather

Get An Eyeful Of Carmen Electra Bright Black Internet

Weekend Buzz - The Daily Buzzer

Afternoon Cupcake: Vida Guerra - NextRound

I Really Miss Denise Milani-Hottest Girls of MySpace

TGIF’s happy hour ho - Hottiepalooza

Link Whores-Bill Bella Gator Poon Edition - Mac Gs World

This Bear is Smart…And Dead- Brahsome

Nothing but Babes, Girls, Chicks, and Hotties- Babe News Network

Anna Tatangelo Leads the PM Portfolio - Uncoached

I Like Hot Girls. Do You Like Hot Girls?- Hot P.O.A.

Church on Brooaaaadwaaaaaayyyyy!- Afro Jacks

Chucky Doll Dances While Jessica Simpson Performs- Yep Yep

Mischa Barton has a Nip Slip- Dirty Rotten Whore

• The Spears Familyshould consider getting a Netflix account. [BS]
• The Kardashian Familytakes a stand… on something, Idk. [BB]
• Ugh, Heidi Montag. [PB]
• Katie Holmes managed to find her own pants. [GB]
• Random Audrina Partridge appearance. [CFW]
• More from George Takei’s weekend wedding. [CS]
• Dita Von Teese pimps out her Wonderbra. [DR]
• Chloe Sevigny attended the Emmy Creative Arts Awards this weekend. [DH]
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the world’s most powerful actor and actress. [DS]
• Poor dog. [DL]
• Megan Fox does GQ. [FH]
• Alicia Keys is reportedly riding dirty with a married man. [HMG]
• Rumer Willis claimed she had a crush on Ashton Kutcher before her mother married him. [SOW]
• Check out the trailer for “Four Christmases.” [JJ]
• Kate Moss got a haircut. Shocking! [RR]
• Boobs. [IDWYL]
• Jennifer Lopez wasn’t the only celeb who participated in that weekend triathlon. [TB]
• Mark Ronson and Daisy Loweare dunzo. [WIMB]
• Is it really a good idea to get the word “Redemption” tattooed above your ass? [BST]
• Eva Mendes really gets around… like, to every state in the union. [CK]
• Paris Hilton stops for a burger, public insanity ensues. [AIW]
• Stale listings and I need love too. [RF]